Lie To Girls

Don't swear on your mom

That it's the first drink that you've had in like a month

No, don't say it was just

An isolated incident that happened once

There's no need to pretend

I've never seen an ugly truth that I can't bend

To something that looks better

I'm stupid but I'm clever

Yeah, I can make a shit show look a whole lot like forever

And ever

You don't have to lie to girls

If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves

Like you, they'll just lie to themselves

You don't have to lie to girls

If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves

Don't I know it better than anyone else

All of your best excuses

No, they don't stand a chance

Against all the chances I give you

Isn't ideal, but damn, you don't even have to try

Turn you into a good guy

You don't have to lift a finger

It's lucky for you I'm just like

My mother (And my sisters)

All my (All my friends)

The girl out- (-side the strip club getting her tarot cards read)

We love to read the cold hard facts and swear they're incorrect

We love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest

You don't have to lie to girls

If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves

Like you, they'll just lie to themselves

You don't have to lie to girls

If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves

Don't I know it better than anyone else

Girls will cry, and girls will lie, and

Girls will do it till they die for you

They'll cry, and girls will lie, and

Do it till the day they die for you

Girls will cry, and girls will lie, and

Girls will lose their goddamn minds for you

They'll cry, and girls will lie, and

Do it till the day they die for you