Mr Fully Paid

She's got no character

Yeah she's just a construct but

That doesn't stop me from

Flicking through a phone book

And looking for a name I forgot to even ask for

Miss bleached hair and creepers

Circumnavigates the dance floor

The revenue collector's got a stick up his arse

He's never seen so many piercings

Travel up from these parts

He'll grab his pretty coat

And recharge his little camera

Grab you by the scruff of your neck

And try to command you

Then he says come speak to the police

Couple handshakes later

You're out of the bollocks

There's his own CDs in his bag

And a packet of fags and some black nail polish

But all I can think about is

That lass from Saturday night

Superfluous attraction

Let it be known

I only missed it by a fraction of a second

So look out for Mr Fully Paid for

Some might call it hell for leather

But we both know that there's no running

Whatsoever from him

So look out for Mr Fully Paid for

Look out look out (Look out look out)

Look out for Mr Fully Paid for

He's always doing private acts on public transport

If I had a nickel for every time he nearly got caught

I'd be an aristocratic pillock

With a custom-made pool cue

But I messed up because

I love to maliciously ignore you

If everything's remarkable

Nothing would be profound

I try to read your face

But it's like staring at the ground

Can never tell if she is mad or just taking the piss

See a rabbit in the snow her perspicacity is bliss

Then he says come speak to the police

Couple handshakes later

You're out of the bollocks

There's his own CDs in his bag

And a packet of fags and some black nail polish

But all I can think about is

That lass from Saturday night

Superfluous attraction

Let it be known

I only missed it by a fraction of a second

So look out for Mr Fully Paid for

Some might call it hell for leather

But we both know that there's no running

Whatsoever from him

So look out for Mr Fully Paid for

(Look out look out)

(For Mr Fully Paid for)

(Look out look out)

(For Mr Fully Paid for)

Superfluous attraction

Let it be known

I only missed it by a fraction of a second

So look out for Mr Fully Paid for

(Mr Fully Paid for)

Look out look out

Look out look out

(Look out look out)

(Look out look out)

Look out look out

Look out look out

(Look out look out)

(Look out look out)

Look out look out

Look out look out

(Look out look out)

(Look out look out)

Look out for Mr Fully Paid for

(Mr Fully Paid for)

She's got no character

Yeah she's just a construct but

That doesn't stop me from

Flicking through a phone book

And looking for a name I forgot to even ask for

Miss bleached hair and creepers

Circumnavigates the dance floor