Never been a great man,

Never been the one anybody would choose,

I've always been on the sidelines and always been the one people are happy to lose,

Now I elevate in state and I sing

I'm a loser

I'm the Lego in your shoe,

I'm the printer cartridge telling you you're running out of blue,

I'm a loser

I'm your sleeve caught in the door,

I'm the extra kick you get when you're already on the floor,

Coz I'm a loser

I'm a loser

I'm a loser

I'm a loser

I've always made the same mistakes,

Always repeated them over again,

I've ignored the good advice and chosen a harder path for my life,

Now I elevate in state and I sing

I'm a loser

I'm the Lego in your shoe,

I'm the printer cartridge telling you you're running out of blue,

I'm a loser

I'm your sleeve caught in the door,

I'm the extra kick you get when you're already on the floor,

Coz I'm a loser

I'm a loser

I'm a loser

I'm a loser

Coz I'm a loser,

I'm the song stuck in your head,

I'm the piss you gotta take right before you go to bed,

Coz I'm a loser,

I'm the dog shit on your shoe,

I'm the toaster in the bath, asking why you feel so blue?

Coz I'm a loser,

I'm the Lego in your shoe,

I'm the printer cartridge telling you you're running out of blue,

I'm a loser

I'm your sleeve caught in the door,

I'm the extra kick you get when you're already on the floor,

I'm a loser

I'm a loser