In the dead of night where the fryers bell rings

A satanist works at Burger King

He's flipping the meat in the midnight heat

He's praising Satan with a searing beat

The grill's inferno his altar of flame

Each burger a sacrifice in Satan's name

With a devilish grin and a sinister hum

He serves up the darkness till the morning comes

When all of the sudden fucking Satan walked in

With a fiery gaze and a sinister grin

He stepped to the counter and the nightmare began

"So yea give me a Whopper with extra Pickles

And no goddamned onions with mayo some fucking cheese please!"

The satanist nodded with trembling hands

but he dialed in that order for Satan!!!

Yeah Satan

Hell's Whopper a meal of dread

Satan's order better be in your head

Hell's Whopper Satan's Favorite burger

Burger King its late nite murder!

So some dude made the burger but the dude fucked it up

He totally forgot the pickles!

The Pickles!

Before kevin could help

Lore Satan took a bite

and lets just say he wasn't pleased

[barf sound]

Hell's Whopper a meal of dread

Satan's order within your head

Hell's Whopper where the patrons fell

In the Burger King you go to hell!

Hell's Whopper a meal of dread

Satan's order within your head

Hell's Whopper with no pickles for Satan

In the Burger King All souls are taken!!

Except for Kevin

The satanist

At Burger King

Instantly Flames erupted then everyone died in fire

One by one all the patrons fell

In the Burger King you go to hell!

In the carnage of ash and bone Kevin the Satanist stood alone

Satan approached with fire in his eyes

With an evil grin and a wave goodbye

He soon vanished in fire's sway

But not before he had some shit to say!

"Sorry I murdered everybody in Burger King but I really really wanted pickles on my whopper

Good luck with work and shit and I'll definitely see you in hell!!"

Yeah I'll definitely see you in hell!