Forgotten How to F*ck

It’s been so long since I got some

Soon as you call I’ll probably come

Dreaming of your touch without a glove

I think I’ve forgotten how to fuck

Born again baby

Born again and going crazy

Never thought that purity would be a fitting word for me

But born again now

And I never threw my towel in

Look at me, ’m Sandra Dee

Lousy with virginity?

40 days and 40 nights

Seems like they just flew right by

Am I saved or just depraved?

It’s been so long since I got some

Soon as you call I’ll probably come

Dreaming of your touch without a glove

I think I’ve forgotten how to fuck (forgotten how to fuck)

Stay rock hard like Rock Hudson

Longing for some lovin’, touchin’, squeezin’

No hidden meaning

I’m not politically correct, but I’m totally erect

Just thinking b’out last season

When it was you and me and

40 days and 40 nights

Hottest that I’ve gotten is a fever

Call me Saint Peter

It’s been so long since I got some

Soon as you call I’ll probably come

Dreaming of your touch without a glove

I think I’ve forgotten how to fuck

It’s been so long since I got some

Soon as you call I’ll probably come

Dreaming of your touch without a glove

I think I’ve forgotten how to fuck (fuck)

I can’t stand to stand six feet from ya

I’d rather be six feet under

Dreaming of your touch without a glove

I think I’ve forgotten how to fuck

It’s been so long since I got some

Soon as you call I’ll probably come

Dreaming of your touch without a glove

I think I’ve forgotten how to love