Irish Way

I was roving out one evening as I came down to Portlaw

I walked into a dim lit pub and suddenly I saw

Her cheeks, they were so rosy and golden was her hair

She had to be an Irish girl 'cause she looked so goddamn fair

She took me by her lovely hand and whispered in my ear

I'll guide you up to Heaven if you'll order me a beer

Seconds later I found myself aside this pretty lass

Wanton thoughts in my head and an ale in my glass

Hey, dear, come on, won't you spend another two?

One for me and one for you

The truth is she will fill you up and ask you to pay

But I drink my pint and say, fuck off 'cause that's my Irish way

When I was a little drunk, I went to take a piss

When I came back I saw two girls having a French kiss

The girls they waved me nearer, could this really be?

The Irish way is finally dawning on me

When we drank our final pint the girls asked me to pay

They promised me to meet outside at Lower Castles Way

When they left I took the bill, the girls had set me up

They left me with an empty purse and sick to the gut

Hey, dear, come on, won't you spend another two?

One for me and one for you

The truth is she will fill you up and ask you to pay

But I drink my pint and say, fuck off 'cause that's my Irish way

Hey, dear, come on, won't you spend another two?

One for me and one for you

The truth is she will fill you up and ask you to pay

But I drink my pint and say, fuck off 'cause that's my Irish way

Hey, dear, come on, won't you spend another two?

One for me and one for you

The truth is she will fill you up and ask you to pay

But I drink my pint and say, fuck off 'cause that's my Irish way