I Want to Be Evil

I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks

I wanna be evil and cheat at jacks

I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies

I wanna be mean and throw mud pies

I want to wake up in the morning

With that dark brown taste

I wanna see some dissipation in my face

I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad

But more than that, I wanna be bad

I wanna be, I wanna be

I wanna be, I wanna be

I wanna be evil and trump an ace

Just to see my partner's face

I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel

I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool

And in the theatre, I want to, to change my seat

Just so I can step on everybody's feet

I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies

I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries

I wanna be, I wanna be

I wanna be, I wanna be

I wanna be, I wanna be

I wanna be, I wanna be

I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze

And whatever I've got, I am eager to lose

I wanna be evil, little evil me

Just as mean and evil as I can be

I wanna be, I wanna be

I wanna be, I wanna be