Football

Donnie dug a hole

His face as wearin' thin like an old shoe sole

Momma turned to dust

She was on the train tracks waitin' for the blood to rush

And you told me I was stayin' strong

When all I've done is play along

And they put it on, they put it on me

Don't put it on me

Maybe you're not the person who caught the football

Maybe you're not the person who caught the football

Mary on the pole

Her faith was wearin' thin like an old shoe sole

Mary holdin' tough

She would fuck the preacher if he only paid enough

And his ring is off and his button down

And he tore it off and she tore around

Put a bullet in and pull it on three

Don't pull it on me

Maybe you're not the person who caught the football

Maybe you're not the person who caught the football

Maybe you're not the person who caught the football

Maybe you're not the person who caught the football