Hornbag

I'm very proud of how I look

Yes, I am high maintenance

But I think you gotta be

Hornbag at 12 o'clock

Redbull vodka please

She's drinking Chardonnay

With her new TAFE degree

Witchery jacket

With a cigarette and a rake

She ain't no killer

She's the queen of Fountain Lakes

Oh, a housewife by the name of Mrs. D

I wanna ride back to her house tonight

See the good room that she keeps

In my Barina, I seen her everyday

I need a Wetex and a squeegee

When she calling out my name

That boomer baby

She's a hornbag

Such a foxy lady

She's a hornbag

I wish she'd say that I'm a spunkrat

I wanna make it mutual

Nice, different, unusual

Well Sharon it's all in your perimones

I mean, it's chemistry

I give off an aroma that does things to Kel

I wanna take her out

Treat her like a queen

Take her to paradise

Stay at Tullamarine

Don't need no Gucci

That Coogi when she turn

That booty when she riverdance

Shaking with her perm

Oh, that tote bag and that custom Parakeet

I wanna take her on a sticky date

To Southland where we'd meet

She got a boyfriend, but he don't need to know

They tell me that I'm a freckle

But I'm a motherfucking mole

That boomer baby

She's a hornbag

Such a foxy lady

She's a hornbag

I wish she'd say that I'm a spunkrat

I wanna make it mutual

Nice, different, unusual

H - O - R - N - B - A - G

Get with me, baby

F - O - X - Y, day and night

Be my foxy lady

H - O - R - N - B - A - G

Get with me, baby

Make it mutual

Nice, different, unusual

That boomer baby

She's a hornbag

Such a foxy lady

She's a hornbag

I wish she'd say that I'm a spunkrat

I wanna make it mutual

Nice, different, unusual