Can you hear me? Hello?

I got the lead role to a part I never wanted

In a movie where the guy lets down the girl in the end

I don't mean to spoil it

But the storyline's not all that important

Well, it would be if he had realized

What he had, when he had it

The writers don't seem fond of this guy 'cause every line was wrong or a lie

And the plot keeps on changin', makes it hard to understand

How a person, so undeservin'

Finds a girl that believes in him at his lowest point

For the long haul, frequent drunk calls

Now he's trying to remember her voice

But three years later, he plays it cool

Never mentions her name

And she always wondered why he let her go

Three years later, he's wonderin' the same

They cast it poorly

Not a fan of the new love interest

Seems to only bring him back and compare what he had

Reviews are mixed on this

There's plot holes that can't be dismissed

And, audience not fully convinced and everyone trying to understand

How a person so undeservin'

Finds a girl that believes in him at his lowest point

For the long haul, the frequent drunk calls

Now he's tryin' to remember her voice

But three years later, he plays it cool

Never mentions her name

And she always wondered why he let her go

Three years later, he's wonderin' the same

Hello? Just calling to say hi