크레딧
작곡 및 작사
Niles Derksen Madison
작사가 겸 작곡가
가사
HO HO HO!
If you've been not so nice this year
Then you might fear the worst
A Christmas tree so plain and bare
No gifts yielded from your work
Well, I'll tell you something you can do
That'll surely set things right
The white-haired man, he needs some love
So you'd best make it tonight
He sees you when you sleep
So he's already got you beat
So don't put no fight
He's a man who's got his needs
Who'll get off on your pleads
No other service will suffice
Get down on your knees
By the lights and Christmas tree
If you don't, your family will cry
And suck off Santa
Sucking off Santa
Sucking off Santa
Sucking off Santa!
Now that you've had your"Santa Sauce"
The hour's nearly here
The dawn has come, the children run
So swiftly down those stairs
The looks of horror 'pon their face
To see what you have done
Santa turns and licks his lips"It's time for little ones"
He's a twisted little freak
Who's always prayed upon the weak
And now it's too late to run
A compulsion and a need
On young meat he's gotta feed
The smell of fear is like a drug
They get down on their knees
A jolly man they need to please
And you watch with tears in your eyes
As they suck off Santa
Get down on your knees
By the lights and Christmas tree
Don't matter if you're naughty or nice
Time to give this year
Face-full of Christmas cheer
From sucking off Santa
Sucking off Santa
Sucking off Santa
Sucking off Santa!
How was that, daddy?
Written by: Scarlett Monastyrski
