And just say things that you've said about him before

You cooked me dinner on a Tuesday

And spent eighty on a ring

You engraved it with my nickname

And then betrayed me by the spring

And in every single bouquet

I saved a flower for myself

Put it in between the pages

But, now they're rotting on the shelf

Did you do it 'cause you wanted to

Or 'cause the world was watching you?

My God, what a joke

In the final moments, you choked

You said if you had a time machine

You'd take back what you did to me

But honestly I'd go back and tell her to run in the other direction

All the times you lied to me

I bought into your fantasy

I've always been way too naïve, so if I had a time machine

You and I would never meet

I should have listened to my friends, when

They said your too stuck in your ways

Lily thought you were a bad guy

Colin told me stay away

But I thought that I knew better than they did

Turns out that you made me a fool

That's what I get for seeing good things

In people who break all the rules

Did you love me 'cause you wanted to

Or 'cause the world was watching you?

My God, what a joke

In the final moments, you choked

You said if you had a time machine

You'd take back what you did to me

But honestly I'd go back and tell her to run in the other direction

All the times you lied to me

I bought into your fantasy

I've always been way too naïve, so if I had a time machine

You and I would never meet

If I had a time machine

You and I would never meet

I just wish I would've stayed in bed

Tried my best to see the good

But it was never there

You threw it all away on girls that didn't care

He's such a piece of shit

I just came up with that

I just came up with that right now

He's the worst

Sad pathetic career

You said if you had a time machine

You'd take back what you did to me

But honestly I'd go back and tell her to run in the other direction

All the times you lied to me

I bought into your fantasy

I've always been way too naïve, so if I had a time machine

You and I would never meet

When she was taking all your clothes off

Did you think I was the one?

'Cause soulmates don't break up

Just for one night of fun