Once upon a time, not long ago, I used to know a girl named Lola

Her body crazy and her mind is so-so, I still push up on her like Ola

I said my name's Eats, known for blessing beats, I think I got a little something here for ya

But I already had a lady and my moves are kinda shady, so the only thing I got was paranoia

Errol eats everything, including your heart, I knew from the start

I told the truth with some editing, never commit, knew the movements were slick

I kept my options open for a better thing

And when wifey called, wasn't nice at all, I see the name on the phone and I would let it ring

After hitting Lola from the back, call wifey back from the jack

And I would reduce her heat like it was medicine

And once upon a time, not long ago, I met a shorty in the streets of Toronto

Her name was Nicki, she gave up the booty quickly

Why I did what I did, man, I don't know

And even though she looking fly, I ain't really have to try

I don't like it when the P come easy, though

I'm liking when I smash and I'm grabbing on her ass

And she's doing all the things that please me, yo

Like humming, I'll use her mouth to catch when I'm coming

Girl, you know your juices got me dumbing

Here come the text, Lola begging for some sex while she's sending me pictures of her onion

Leaving Toronto with these fond memories

I got a couple of chicks that's in London

I don't know what I'm a say when I get to the crib

But before I get there, I think of something

Errol eats everything, including your heart, I knew from the start

I told the truth with some editing, never commit, knew the movements were slick

I kept my options open for what better thing

And when wifey called, wasn't nice at all, I see the name on the phone and I would let it ring

After hitting Lola from the back, call wifey back from the jack

And I would reduce her heat like it was medicine

Errol eats everything, including your heart, I knew from the start

I told the truth with some editing, never commit, knew the movements were slick

I kept my options open for what better thing

And when wifey called, wasn't nice at all, I see the name on the phone and I would let it ring

After hitting Lola from the back, call wifey back from the jack

And I would reduce her heat like it was medicine

Errol Eats Everything