I'm a loose Cannon who landed on a new planet just to do Xanax

I just landed in transit, zombie land smells rancid, I can't stand it

I chanced and got caught by Chris Hansen, passed him and started dancing

Bad thoughts to rob my friend Cameron, steal his car, ram him and rob his grandma's mansion

I'm sick as famine, went to the Hampton with Charles Manson, he left in a panic

I'm in my room stranded with a sleep paralysis phantom

I'm severely damaged, I think I'm going bananas

I'm cutting bitches up like salmon, put her in a sandwich and it's outstanding

In my room standing, nine milli to my head, pissed off it's jamming

Damn it, I wish I could just fucking blam it

I just learned Spanish, the fuck this Hispanic

She vanished, when she found out I was manic

Bad thoughts I can't manage, take advantage, rip her skirt off like a bandage and cram it

You know what I'm planning? Ramming young Shannon

Cause he's small and at a disadvantage

Let's shove crayons in his anus cause he's handsome

And leave him tied up by both ends like a hammock

I'm jumping on that hammock, penis first stamp him

Cut his head off and throw it like he's aerodynamic

Let's turn to satanic, eat his heart like it's organic

Then throw his remains in Atlantic, yeah right there with the Titanic

Help me! Somebody help

Screaming for help, it won't help, oh well

Screaming for help, I'm going to hell, oh well

Screaming for help, it won't help, oh well

Screaming for help, I'm going to hell, oh well

Who knew, I had loose screws since Blue's Clues

You too, my uncle used to fuck with my body like voodoo

My short fuse just blew, I gave my bitch some black eyes, yeah like a raccoon

I have shrooms in the back room, take a half boo before I smack you

Attack you, stab you, sorry mom you raised a bad dude

I'm nuts like a cashew, the masked dude

Raping bitches and coming for the cash too

The rumors are true, don't let me out this room

Put me in a straitjacket, monitor me on Zoom

The rumors are false, I didn't make her play with my cock and balls

I told her to knock it off, beat her

But I wasn't the one who saw her nogging off

I was not involved

I was the cause, problem solved

I pulled down her drawers, ripped her pussy off

Fucked her jaw and blamed it all on Shawn

Fuck you, Max

I usually come in hogs, fuck the law

Took nine Vicodin, something's wrong

I need pills to fix my pill problem, I've done it all

Demon talk with a Jesus cross

Evil thoughts, I can't sleep, I done seen it all

I can't eat it all

Obsessed with screaming broads, saying my penis small

If you don't like it, how about you eat it off

Screaming for help, it won't help, oh well

Screaming for help, I'm going to hell, oh well

Screaming for help, it won't help, oh well

Screaming for help, I'm going to hell, oh well

Shit, I don't know what to say on this third verse

I don't know, get in there, say some bullshit, but make it sound worse

I'm just like, super confused with words

Just chill out, dawg, say something, make it take an evil turn

Let's talk about satonism and murder, or my baby mom and how I went and hurt her

There you go, Shawn, let's talk about some torture

Drag her to the pits of hell with us in both scorchers

Yeah, Ion wanna curse her, cause my head's not clicking like a cursor

Okay, okay, follow me, Shawn

Let's go back to the furnace where we learned this