Davy on My Jones

Scurvy on my pee pee

Aye aye cap'n

Yo ho ho

Get these hoes here now

I don't wanna be a pirate

Argh too bad

Drop it like an anchor

Drop it like an anchor

Drop it like an anchor

Ah

Ottawa bitches are hotter than these sea shanty charlatans

We're raising the full mast tonight lads

Full steam ahead

Weird on my main sail

She'll water my plate til she drown

If you know what I mean ah

I fist her at sea for many long nights

And now I'm

Gonna get the drop on you

Drop the main sail

Ah

Arf arf arf

Booty booty booty booty booty

X marks the spot

I'll take you to the fountain of youthful girls

Ottawa girls in the house

Tonight

Everybody just have a good time

She davy on my jones til I locker

Arr arr arr

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah