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Reptile Dysfunction

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Reptile Dysfunction은(는) 앨범에 수록된 곡으로 2025년 4월 1일일에 VladdTime Music에서 발매되었습니다.Reptile Dysfunction - Single

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앨범Reptile Dysfunction - Single

발매일2025년 4월 1일

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Lawrencee Corbell Pharo

Lawrencee Corbell Pharo

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Mark Breymeyer

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Well I woke up this morning and I got out of bed

I had a bad bad feeling that my lizard was dead

I looked in his cave and his eyes were shrunken

I called the vet with no compunction and I

Motored on down to the healing zone

I said I'm the one who called on the phone

His sad eyes told me that I had missed something

And he said My boy you have a Reptile Dysfunction

Reptile Dysfunction I must have caught it at the zoo

Reptile Dysfunction They tell me I can't screw

So I got on the phone and I called my doctor

I may be slow but I'd like to be smarter

Doc I'm getting older and I've got a malfunction

Can you help me with a case of Reptile Dysfunction

So I made an appointment for the following day

Then I looked in the cage where my python stays

He was gone I called police about the abduction

They sent a detective to make deductions

And he put on gloves to look for clues

And crawled around for closer views

He looked all morning until his luncheon

And then he said My boy you have a Reptile Dysfunction

Reptile Dysfunction I must have caught it at the zoo

Reptile Dysfunction They tell me I can't screw

So I got on the phone and I called my doctor

I may be slow but I'd like to be smarter

Doc I'm getting older and I've got a malfunction

Can you help me with a case of Reptile Dysfunction

Well I'm lookin real hard can't find my snake

Well he's lookin real hard can't find his snake

Well I'm lookin real hard can't find my snake

Well there it is

I've almost got it

It's in my dresser

He's almost got it

It's in my shirt drawer

He's almost got it

It's in my sock drawer

He's almost got it

It's in my undies drawer

He's almost got it

It's in my pants drawer

He's almost got it

I've almost got it

I've almost He's

I've almost got it He's He's He's Ahhhh Nuts

I couldn't keep it in my pants drawer

So Hard.

He never keeps it so hard

So I kind of wondered how everyone knew

It seems sort of common knowledge from my personal view

How did it become such a point of discussion

That I had suffered from a Reptile Dysfunction

But I kept on looking for my missing pet

Found a winding trail to a vent outlet

Put my hand in the pipe but hit an obstruction

Seemed I still had a case of Reptile Dysfunction

Reptile Dysfunction I must have caught it at the zoo

Reptile Dysfunction They tell me I can't screwwwwwwwwww

So I got on the phone and I called my doctor

I may be slow but I'd like to be smarter

Doc I'm getting older and I've got a malfunction

Can you help me with a case of Reptile Dysfunction

Written by: Lawrencee Corbell Pharo

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