Big Fat Bird Can't Fly

Big fat bird can't fly

Flapping wings, way up high

Waddle, waddle on the ground

Oh, look! it spins around!

Ooh la la, ooh la la

Big fat bird can't fly

Ooh la la, ooh la la

But it tries and tries!

Big fat bird, takes a hop

Up it goes, but then — plop!

Laughs and rolls, in the grass

Happy bird, full of sass!

Ooh la la, ooh la la

Big fat bird, can't fly

Ooh la la, ooh la la

But it tries and tries!