Beard (Lyrics)

Intro

Hahaha! Yeah bro, everyone should have a beard! So easy to grow!

Beards are cool, hip now— It's on him, it's on her, it's on the cow.

Verse 1

Pirates got beards—shake their booty! Babies got beards—and now so groovy! Goats have a beard, and that's bad, Snakes can't grow one when they mad.

Robins got a beard, Cyborg too, And if you want one, you'd be cool too!

Chorus

B-E-A-R-D—that's me! W-I-E-R-D—that's me! B-E-A-R-D—that's me! W-I-E-R-D!

Verse 2

Braid it all up like a villain, Let it catch your food when it's spilling. A baby with a beard—now that's something! Hating on a beard? Stop running!

No matter if you're a girl or a boy, Hair on your face brings you joy. Santa Claus has one—the devil do too, The bearded lady and Fu Manchu!

Pre-Chorus

If you grow a beard, you know, How warm it be in the snow. Just don't shave it—grow it long, Then sing along our favorite song!

Chorus (Repeat)

B-E-A-R-D—that's me! W-I-E-R-D—that's me! B-E-A-R-D—that's me! W-I-E-R-D!

Bridge

Step right up—don't be shy! It's a beard-growing contest! Win a brand new go cart For the longest beard—oh yes!

Just drink this… Wow, look at my beard! It's growing so fast! Wow, this potion really works! Wow, I can brush it!

I can make a hat out of it! Or shoes. Or a belt. Or a rope. Get over here!

Outro

B-E-A-R-D!