Good morning

Ladies

And gentlemen

And theys

And thems

It’s time to sing your daily diva hymns

(Ah)

These the commandments (Ah) (Ah)

These the commandments

Thou shalt eat like dinner

Thou shalt win copy that fresh ink, fuck a printer

Thou shalt not be a dimmer

Thou shalt light up a room with a shine and a shimmer

Thou serve twat serve cunt (HA!)

Tight like a big fat blunt (HA!)

Take your shot and hunt (HA!)

Always center and front (HA HA HA!)

Thou shalt not be a clone

Thou shalt rule on a throne alone, alone

Thou shalt not accept stones thrown from some unknown whose home is barely shown

Thou shalt have that aura

Slay the house down boots no Dora

Everybody gon’ adore ya

Miss Grand Supreme Top Scorer

(Ah)

These the commandments (Ah) (Ah)

These the commandments

This your life start commanding shit

Just look in the mirror and command, bitch

(Ahhhhhhhhhh)

These the commandments

Mirror, mirror

On the wall

Who’s the baddest little bitch of all?

From the crown of my head to my kitten heels

I control all my thoughts and feels

I command you to not kill yourself

I command you to come into wealth

I command you to keep your health

Pristine, pristine, pristine

Pristine, pristine, pristine, pristine

My life will be supreme

Pristine, pristine, pristine, pristine

My life is like a dream

(Ah)

These the commandments (Come on baby) (Ah)

These the commandments

This your life start commanding shit

Just look in the mirror and command, bitch

(Ahhhhhhhh)

These the commandments