I Hope I Have Fun Dying

I went down to Tulsa town to put y'all on a show

A backstage surprise caught my eye, it was round made of dough

I sure miss the simpler times when a pizza was just a pie

But no one warned me the pepperoni would get me so damned high

And I hope I have fun dying

I hope I can laugh while I'm crying

Everybody wants to get higher than heaven

But hell, my mouth's so dry

I hope I have fun dying

I flew into Denver town to put y'all on a show

Thought I was crushing banquet gold as the dance floor turned slo-mo

I sure miss the simpler times when Kool-Aid was just for kids

But no one warned me those yellow bellies some states would forbid

But I hope I have fun dying

I hope I can laugh while I'm crying

Everybody wants to get higher than heaven

But hell, my mouth's so dry

I hope I have fun dying

Well I went down to Vegas town, but this time was just for fun

Some guy delivered a treat to my blackjack seat, man, I was on a run

I sure miss the simpler times when a cookie was meant for one

I ate all five servings, began to worry and flew into the sun

Everybody knows, everybody knows, everybody knows

I gotta get out of here

Everybody knows, everybody knows

Do you think they can tell? everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows

I don't remember where I am staying tonight

Everybody knows

Somebody help me

Everybody knows

I don't wanna be like this forever

Everybody knows

And if they don't, then they're gonna know now

And I hope I have fun dying

I hope I can laugh while I'm crying

Everybody wants to get higher than heaven

But hell, my mouth's so dry

I hope I have fun dying

I hope I have fun