You must have forgotten how fast word gets 'round this town

Bless your heart, your tiny brain can't shut your big, fat mouth

If words could kill, I should be buried six feet underground

'Cause I can't write a song to save my life

Ain't that what you said to Caroline?

If I were a good Christian woman, I'd probably forgive

Like you

But I'm pretty sure that even Jesus thinks that you're a bitch

Someone hold my beer, 'cause I can't hold my tongue

But I can hold one hell of a grudge

This will not blow over, girl, this ain't no summer storm

Even on my deathbed, I will find the strength to say that you're a

Horrible person, and a horrible friend

In case you're wondering, I didn't forget

No, I can't write a song to save my life

Ain't that what you said to Caroline?

If I were a good Christian woman, I'd probably forgive

Like you

But I'm pretty sure that even Jesus thinks that you're a bitch

Someone hold my beer, 'cause I can't hold my tongue

But I can hold one hell of a grudge

This is the bridge that I'm burning

Can't be fixed, I don't know, was it worth it

You little

Well, y'all, what's the word again?

Bitch

I can't write a song to save my life

Ain't that what you said to Caroline?

If I were a good Christian woman, I'd probably forgive

Like you

But I'm pretty sure that even Jesus thinks that you're a bitch

Someone hold my beer, 'cause I can't hold my tongue

But I can hold one hell of a grudge

Yeah, I can hold one hell of a

Grudge