Hello everybody and thank you for joining me on the program this fine evening

Now today we will be dissecting a rare form of pubescent adolescent

This ferocious species tends to spawn from any local skateboard park and street corner

Along with its many peculiar attributes

Such as aggression towards parents and peers

Heightened emotions

Extreme laziness

Abnormal libido

Enhanced drug use paired with its ever growing appetite

And the clear desire to act like a complete and total plonker

The beast we are so bravely covering today can be only described by its given name

Lady's and gentleman I give you

The scary teenager