Howdy hows it goin'

I'm Flowey you seem nice

That's quite a fall that you just took

I hope that you're alright

You must have heard some stories

But down here ain't so bad

'Cause no place could be that scary

When it's got such cute plants

You see I know that you have a nice soul

So I feel like it's my responsibility

To teach you how things work down here

(Here we go)

The underground is so much fun

'Cause love is never far

Just float and catch the bright friendliness pellets with your heart

F L O W E Y is with you till the end

'Cause golly I am Flowey

And I'm your new best friend

Things you are afraid of

They won't bother you here

You're new so you must be confused

But all you'll find is cheer

Since we are so close now

I'll tell you what I know

Your soul wants love

It's just like a flower

That needs water to grow

You see I know that you have a nice soul

And because we're now besties

I feel like I should show you the ropes

(Here we go)

The underground is so much fun

'Cause love is never far

Just float and catch the bright friendliness pellets with your heart

F L O W E Y is with you till the end

'Cause golly I am Flowey

And I'm your new best friend

YOU IDIOT

IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED

I WILL NOT REST

TILL YOUR SOUL IS MINE

I WILL BE KING

NO I'LL BE A GOD

NO ONE TO SAVE YOU

SO DIE

SO DIE

Oh gosh

That was certainly unexpected

Still BFFs though right

See you later