Called into a pizzeria, our destinies entwined

Searching through the dust and tears, my eyes are all you'll find

Call me quite the oddity, smartphone capabilities

Was ahead of my time, constructed in the 80s

Found me here but riddle this why run off so soon

Guess I'll have to use that smartphone and text you to commune

Question for you why'd you leave? Bit rude, don't you think

It matters not, for minds are linked, our desires synced

What do you want what's your request I shall fetch it for you

People, places, things, and nouns, anything my mouth chews

You like it, don't you? It's what you want, but why look so gray

Your mind it told your wants, so don't you fret, okay? Okay

Tell me the truth, I'm here for you, I only wish to help

I get confused and ruffled when all you do is yelp

Fetch is the name, love the game, done without delay

No matter what it is, I'll find it friend, okay? Okay

Mom didn't get you a chocolate bar? Time to make my move

Snuck it in the basket for you, I hope that you approve

You lost your rubber spider? Well, I'll dig it up for you

In the holiday spirit, Merry Christmas! Joy to the world, it's true

Found out you are with your crush, so congrats by text

I'm still waiting for requests, wonder what is next

Wait, what was that? A dog attacked? Gotta protect my friend

Walk the next day and see my present! I brought it to an end

What do you want what's your request I shall fetch it for you

People, places, things, and nouns, anything my mouth chews

You like it, don't you? It's what you want, but why look so gray

Your mind it told your wants, so don't you fret, okay? Okay

Tell me the truth, I'm here for you, I only wish to help

I get confused and ruffled when all you do is yelp

Fetch is the name, love the game, done without delay

No matter what it is, I'll find it friend, okay? Okay

Wandered back into the diner

On the lookout for my admirer

Stumbled upon some robotic suits

A dog stopped you from seeing my roots

Wanted uncle's magic finger

Brought it to you, had to injure

Beat me with a bat, why so mad

Need me to fetch your crush? I'll be glad

What do you want what's your request I shall fetch it for you

People, places, things, and nouns, anything my mouth chews

You like it, don't you? It's what you want, but why look so gray

Your mind it told your wants, so don't you fret, okay? Okay

Tell me the truth, I'm here for you, I only wish to help

I get confused and ruffled when all you do is yelp

Fetch is the name, love the game, done without delay

No matter what it is, I'll find it friend, okay? Okay