I was at a job last Friday night

Took a break for the meet and greet

When this woman came up, and got in my face

And she was spittin' all over me

That's one thing I can't tolerate

You need to back on off, and give me some space

Right now you're

Too close, need you to move on back further, cause you're

Too close, I get nervous and bothered when you're

Too close, go find someone else to smother

Don't let the door hit ya

I ain't gonna miss ya, when you're too close

I'm a very lucky man, I got a beautiful wife

She means the world to me

But you fellas make me anxious and kinda uneasy

When you're in her proximity

You can look all you like from across the room

So step on back, and do it real soon, 'cause now you're

Too close, need you to move on back further, cause you're

Too close, I get nervous and bothered when you're

Too close, go find someone else to smother

Don't let the door hit ya

I ain't gonna miss ya, when you're too close

It's my personal philosophy

Sometimes we need some social distancing

Too close, need you to move on back further, cause you're

Too close, I get nervous and bothered when you're

Too close, go find someone else to smother

Don't let the door hit ya

I ain't gonna miss ya, when you're too close

Written by: Brian D. Williams (Alright By Me Music/BMI), Stephen Bassett (Ease Music/ASCAP)

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