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Dysfunction Junction
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Christmas
Dysfunction Junction은(는) 앨범에 수록된 곡으로 2025년 11월 13일일에 daniel millennial에서 발매되었습니다.Dysfunction Junction - Single
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발매일2025년 11월 13일
라벨daniel millennial
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실연 아티스트
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daniel millennial
음원으로 믹싱된 아티스트
작곡 및 작사
Daniel Youdath
Daniel Youdath
작사가 겸 작곡가
프로덕션 및 엔지니어링
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daniel millennial
프로듀서

가사

Ding-dong Hide the good plates.
Verse 1
Mom’s on her third chardonnay, callin’ it “cooking wine,”
Dad’s in the garage with the smoker—hidin’ from the bloodline.
Sister flew in late, baggage full of drama,
Ex-husband’s new girlfriend? Same age as the llama.
Brother’s keto now, won’t touch the rolls,
But he’s stress-eatin’ pie through both his holes.
Cousin brought his “service peacock,”
It’s screamin’ at the cat—pure gridlock.
Grandma’s AirPods in, blastin’ true crime,
Asks if the turkey’s “grass-fed or prime.”
Chorus
Dysfunction junction, pass the dysfunction,
Who spiked the punch? That’s the real question.
Fake a smile, stay a while,
Family photo—crop out the bile.
Verse 2
Uncle won’t sit near Aunt Karen’s new tat,
It says “Live Laugh Lobotomy”—imagine that.
Nephew’s on his Switch, won’t look up,
Screams “ratio” when you ask for the cup.
Baby’s allergic to everything but vibes,
EpiPen on the table like party bribes.
Dog stole the ham, ran under the deck,
Dad’s yellin’ “therapy bill!”—what’d you expect?
Someone asked “who’s voting who?”—table froze,
Mom changed it to weather: “Global warming blows.”
Chorus
Dysfunction junction, gravy eruption,
Cousin’s MLM pitch—subscription corruption.
Fake a smile, stay a while,
Leftovers fight—who gets the pile?
Bridge
Scratch Timeout—
Who put the elf on the shelf in the cranberry sauce?
Final Chorus
Dysfunction junction, annual destruction,
Hug it out quick—then ghost the group chat function.
Fake a smile, drive a mile,
See y’all next year… or never
Written by: Daniel Youdath
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