I know I have good judgment, I know I have good taste

It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way

I promise 'em that you're different and everyone makes mistakes

But just don't

I heard that you're an actor, so act like a stand-up guy

Whatever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight

I tell them it's just your culture and everyone rolls their eyes

Yeah, I know

All I'm asking, baby

Please, please, please don't prove I'm right

And please, please, please

Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice

Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another

I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker, ah

Please, please, please (ah)

Well, I have a fun idea, babe (uh-huh), maybe just stay inside

I know you're craving some fresh air, but the ceiling fan is so nice (it's so nice, right?)

And we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me

I'm just kidding, but really (kinda), really, really

Please, please, please don't prove I'm right

And please, please, please

Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice

Heartbreak is one thing (heartbreak is one thing), my ego's another (ego's another)

I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker, ah

Please, please, please (ah)

If you wanna go and be stupid, don't do it in front of me

If you don't wanna cry to my music, don't make me hate you prolifically

Please, please, please (please)

Please, please, please (please)

Please (please), please (please), please (ah)