One, two, three

I'm a Jester in an empty castle

Dancing for my sheep and cattle

Saw her in the back of my cell

We talk, now I'm falling faster

Damn, put down all the weapons in your hands

Baby, won't you take me for a dance?

Baby, won't you give me a chance?

I'll show you I can be your favorite man

I'm so damn nauseated, intoxicated, every single day

I find it hard to explain it

Honestly hate it, that I was born this way

Imagine escaping, imagine escaping this pain

Imagine escaping, imagine escaping my pain

I'm a Jester in an empty castle

Dancing for my sheep and cattle

Saw her in the back of my cell

We talk, now I'm falling faster

Damn, put down all the weapons in your hands

Baby, won't you take me for a dance?

Baby, won't you give me a chance?

I'll show you I can be your favorite man

It's my party, I'll die if I want to

Lost my mind with no clue where it's gone to, oh, man

If I play nice with you would you come and see me tonight?

We could laugh or we could cry, we could do both if you'd like

No one knows me like the ceiling fan inside my room does

I don't wanna hear about your problems, shut the fuck up

Tell my mom should've aborted me when she noticed a bump

Nothing nice left to say, so I'm always dishing apologies

So part of me, when I say

I don't care enough to please you

I'm a Jester in an empty castle

Dancing for my sheep and cattle

Saw her in the back of my cell

We talk, now I'm falling faster

Damn, put down all the weapons in your hands

Baby, won't you take me for a dance?

Baby, won't you give me a chance?

I'll show you I can be your favorite man