Tiny Cupboard, make some noise for your 7 PM show

Tiny Cupboard, make some noise for your 7 PM show

How's it going?

How's everybody doing?

Feeling good on a Saturday evening

Guys

You guys are not on my mom's side

And neither am I, so thank you

Thank you, yes

Fuck her!

Uh

I'm Alex Kim

Um, a little bit about me, I'm a gay

It says "hold for applause"

You know a child has really broken a grown man's spirit

When the grown man starts explaining to the child that he has a job

I just tell myself breathe, find your center

And remember that tomorrow might be worse

Just some Philly dad being like "That's right, son

If somebody says something different than you

You tell 'em to suck your dick

That's the Philadelphia way"

So, for this next bit I'm gonna need fourteen volunteers

It's hard, bro, like I had to stop smoking weed

And I knew it was time for me to stop smoking weed

'Cause I was like starting to forget what it felt like to have an emergency

I spent the last thirty years just being in America

Not around my culture

Just acting black

Just acting black, that's it

I wanna do more of this joke

But I do feel like I need to get you guys on my side

Where do you guys wanna go?

Do you want dark, dirty, or silly?

What do you want?

Dark?