Yeah, who is the man in the white vest?

I'm getting nervous, becoming a mess

Is he the doctor's man to take me away?

Or the same damn demon from yesterday?

Waking up is virtually impossible

Something in this story won't let me go

You know I'm shaking and I'm feeling sick

I guess I'm gonna need a vodka quick

Momma's lace and whiskey on the top shelf

Somehow they got caught up in my dream

Monsters on my right and cobwebs on my left

Scary man standin' right in front of me

Hey man, I think I like being scared

And I wish you all were there

Tomorrow, if I get my strength

I'll put my daddy's gun to use

I hate it, I hate it, feels like I'm drowning

The man's tied me up, and I think he's frowning

Black widow is his favorite bite

Why does the creature cling so tight?

Makes her crawl on my face and neck

God, the man drives me a nervous wreck

Why am I starting to like this?

You know he hasn't hurt me yet

But it's different now, just a whim

Maybe I'm becoming his pet

Hey man, I think I like being scared

And I wish you all were there

Man I really, really think, really think that I think

I like being scared

Momma's lace and whiskey on the top shelf

Somehow they got caught up in my dream

Monsters on my right and cobwebs on my left

Scary man standin' right in front of me

I don't like it here

My mind is secretly becoming his pet

Why am I starting to like this?

You know he hasn't hurt me yet

But it's different now, just a whim

Maybe my mind is secretly becoming his pet

Hey man, I think I like being scared

And I wish you all were there

Man, I really, really think, really think that I think

I like being scared

Hey man, I think I like being scared

And I wish you all were there

Man I really, really think, really think that I think

I like being scared (yeah)

Hey man, I think I like being scared (yeah-ah)

And I wish you all were there (I like being scared)

Man, I really, really think, really think that I think

I like being scared

Hey man, I think I like being scared (I love it, I love it, I love to be scared)

And I wish you all were there (yeah, yeah)

Man I really, really think, really think that I think (yeah, yeah)

I like being scared (I like being scared)

Hey man, I think I like being scared (I like to be cared)

And I wish you all were there (I like to be scared)

Man, I really, really think, really think that I think

I like being scared

Hey man, I think I like being scared

And I wish you all were there