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That Handsome Devil

Dating Tips

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Dating Tips은(는) {albumName} 앨범에 수록된 곡으로 2006년 10월 24일일에 Stardust Music에서 발매되었습니다.That Handsome Devil

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앨범That Handsome Devil

발매일2006년 10월 24일

라벨Stardust Music

언어English

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개요

가사

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That Handsome Devil

That Handsome Devil

실연자

Naoko Takamoto

백그라운드 보컬

Godforbid of T.H.D

Godforbid of T.H.D

리드 보컬

작곡 및 작사

Jeremy Page

작곡가

Christian Oppel

Christian Oppel

작곡가

프로덕션 및 엔지니어링

J. Page

프로듀서

가사

People often ask me

"Godforbid," they say

"You're quite the ladies man

What's your secret?"

Well

You too can be swimmin' in women

Afloat in seas of ovaries

But more importantly

Knowing whether behind those pretty eyes

You have a diamond in the rough

Or colored contact lenses and a rough stripper named Diamond

Let's recreate the scene

Make believe you're at a table seat

Talking playfully to the waitress at your local place to eat

Way beneath the apron, Maybeline

Smell of eggs and cheese, bacon grease

She's a babe, an eight at least

You want to push the plate of quesadillas off the table

And spread them angel's wings

But you can't say a thing?

If you don't do well with women

They sell prescription drugs on television

May cause loss of appetite

Malnutrition, dizzy spells

And different bells were ringing

And that's where I come in and give 'em a little extra help to get 'em

(You can't get) you see, confidence is key when entering any situation

(In her pants) we all have insecurities

So why not build your confidence (but you don't)

On the insecurities of others?

Hey, she's going to - somebody (give a damn)

So why not you?

The drunker you are, the easier it is to get laid

But the harder it is to -

You may have to picture what it is this month

Whoever you've been thinking of

The girl at the Pizza Hut, midgets, nuns

What ever little miss it was

And with a little hard work, a little luck

If you haven't given up, maybe you can get it up

Now, a - is supposed to be fun

Instant gratification, a roller coaster

But no one wants to get stuck over and over

Going home to the roller coaster

It's hard to watch your shows and do your homework

And when the ride you rode is over

It'll cost more than a roll of quarters

(You can't get) so pull out!

I know how warm and good it feels (In her pants)

But it's gettin' crowded 'round here

Please, pull out! (But you don't)

If it's not the one you want to stay with

You can avoid the face

(Give a damn) but not the abbreviation

Taking payments from your paycheck

You can do it, pull out!

Men have what I call a "Columbus Complex"

Other people may have been there

But we still want to feel like we discovered it

So don't tell the number that you done it with

Your summers in Columbia

When you were young and did a bunch of dumb-ass

Rambunctious kids

Wait for the second date to cuff the wrists

Sponges, rubber gloves, and whips, oven mitts

Now a well-trimmed personal area, that's nice

But why's she so ready?

You don't suppose that she never knows

When she might show somebody?

Now think of that before you go steady

Or maybe at your own wedding

(You can't get) if she's your girlfriend

Leave her alone with your friends

(In her pants) now, I don't expect no virgin

But let 'em try to screw her

If she's flirting, or she-

(But you don't) it won't work, man

Get rid of her and get yourself a new girlfriend

Remember

(Give a damn) the guaranteed exchange rate

At this party, she's an eight

At the club, a seven

At my apartment, a ten

Environment dictates the morning after, she may slip to a three

'Cause some things are better just to lust for

(This conclude the introductory segment

Of the Godforbid self-help collection)

Hey, sleep with other races

Help out international relations

(For further behavioral instructions

Consult the nearest strip club and or liquor store

Thank you, and enjoy yourself)

(If it's not the one you want, just let it go)

(If it's not the one you want, just let it go)

(If it's not the one you want, just let it go)

(This is a good country filled with good people

But what good is 'good' in times like these?)

Written by: Christian Oppel, Jeremy Page

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