The Queen and I

I love it how she breathes booze in the mornin' man

It's so sexy how she can't remember last night

I made a fatal mistake of letting her drink again

But who the hell am I to tell her how to live her live?

And if you could put dumb in a shot glass

Just another lush who's had one too many

And when plenty's not enough

Us humans tend to settle for anything

Anything's better than letting her

Think she could do better than me

She'll come around eventually

'Cause baby girl's a queen

But the queen's just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves

And she's made me a fiend

I'm going through withdrawals but I got nothing to lose

Oh, no, she's at the bottom of that bottle

She's only one more swallow

From being, oh, so hollow

Oh, no, she's at the bottom of that bottle

She's only one more swallow

From being, oh, so hollow

I find it funny she can never find her car keys

Immediately after telling me she can't take it

She makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities

And slurs her words because she's never not inebriated

And the front-page headline read

Let the girl go, you know you can do better

It's bad, when the fact that you can't have her

Is the reason you sweat her

Don't let her take advantage of you

Like them other dudes let her

You better cut your losses now buddy

'Cause baby girl's a queen

But the queen's just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves

And she's made me a fiend

I'm going through withdrawals but I got nothing to lose

Oh, no, she's at the bottom of that bottle

She's only one more swallow

From being, oh, so hollow

Oh, no, she's at the bottom of that bottle

She's only one more swallow

From being, oh, so hollow

Drown yourself, it's not worth keeping me

Just put it down right now and bow out gracefully

('Cause baby girl's a queen)

Drown yourself, it's not worth keeping me

Just put it down right now and bow out gracefully

Oh, no, she's at the bottom of that bottle

She's only one more swallow

From being, oh, so hollow

Oh, no, she's at the bottom of that bottle

She's only one more swallow

From being, oh, so hollow