Mr. Jones

Mrs. Jones is 17 and six and 24

Moderately pretty, she is all the girls you know

We are going far away, we're going for a ride

Mr. Jones has got a plan, if you just come inside

So good, so far

Slow down, ha-ha

Movie stars and ads and radio define romance

Don't turn it on, I don't wanna dance

Mr. Jones, you're beautiful, your eyes are made of glass

Looking through the window, you can see the world go past

Here's another nine o'clock and here's another day

Wonder how the weather is and what the people say

So good, so far

Slow down, ha-ha

Movie stars and ads and radio define romance

Don't turn it on, I don't wanna dance

Mr. Jones can turn you on and turn you off again

Mr. Jones is all of you who live inside a plan

Put your head upon the pillow, never put it down

That would only wake you up and turn your head around

So good, so far

Slow down, ha-ha

Movie stars and ads and radio define romance

Don't turn it on, I don't wanna dance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, alright now