Gravity plays favorites I know it cause I saw

Honest to god, officer, it's awful

Down at work I'm getting too familiar with the floor

Trading in my talents by the mouthful

Hate to break it to you but it's out of my control

Forces go to work while we are sleeping

If I could attack with a more sensible approach

Obviously that's what I'd be doing...right?

Someone tell her, someone get her up

Now

Necks are cracking sideways

Hit me from the back side

I am on the white side

You are on the black side

Cut a piece that's bite size

Shoot me from my good side

If you got a straight line

This would be a good time

Gravity works slowly if you notice it at all

Some of us are getting mighty lucky (aren't we?)

If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall

You think I can't fly?

Well you just watch me, watch me

Someone tell her, someone get her up

You can do it!

(A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z)

(Right foot) Right foot!

(Left foot) Left foot!

That's just the way we showed you

Look, it's in color!

Someone's in our seats, Dad!

Posture

Oh, oh, oh

Posture

Oh, oh

Look, I think he's going now

Oh my God, I'm gonna see if he's moving, okay?

I think we've lost him!

Now

Necks are cracking sideways

Hit me from the back side

I am on the thin side

You are on the fat side

Cut a piece that's bite size

Shoot me from my bad side

If you want a straight line

This'd be a good time

The sky is always falling down on me

The sky is always falling down on me

The sky is always falling down on me

So officer, forgive me please!