Well, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know

Oh, the dashboard melted but we still have the radio

Oh, it should've been, could've been worse than you would ever know

Well, you told me about nowhere

Well, it sounds like someplace I'd like to go

Oh, it could've been, should've been worse than you would ever know

Well, the windshield was broken but I love the fresh air, ya know

The dashboard melted but we still have the radio

Well, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know

The dashboard melted but we still have the radio

Oh, we talked about nothing

Which was more than I wanted you to know, oh-oh-oh-oh

Now, here we go

Oh, it would've been, could've been worse than it had even gone

Well, the car was on blocks, but I was already where I want

It was impossible, we ran it good, we ran it good

Why should we ever even ever really even get to know?

It was impossible, we ran it good, we ran it good

Oh, if the world don't like us, it'll shake us just like we were a co-o-o-o-old

Now, here we go

Well, we scheme and we scheme but we always blow it

We've yet to crash, but we still might as well tow it

Standing at a light switch to each East and West horizon

Every dawn yells, "Surprise" and the evening one's consoling

Saying, "See, it wasn't quite as bad as"

Well, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know

I was patiently erasing and recording the wrong episodes

After you had proved my point wrong

It wasn't like I'd let it go, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

I just wanted to catch the last laugh of this show

Yeah, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know

Oh, the dashboard melted but we still have the radio

The dashboard melted but we ran it good, we ran it good

Hard-wired to conceive, so much we'd have to stow it

Even needs have needs, tiny giants made of tinier giants

Don't wear eyelids so I don't miss the last laugh of this show

The dashboard melted but we still have the radio

Oh, we could've been, should've been worse than you would ever know

The dashboard melted but we still have the radio

Well, you told me about nowhere

Well, it sounds like someplace I'd like to go, oh-oh-oh-oh

Now, here we go

Well, we scheme and we scheme but we always blow it

We've yet to crash, but we still might as well tow it

Standing at a light switch to each East and West horizon

Every dawn yells, "Surprise" and the evening one's consoling

Saying, "See, it wasn't quite as bad as"

Oh, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know