You, you trainee trooper

With your ten a side, trendy tosh, I'll bet you

I bet you think now, don't you?

I said, I

I'll bet you think now, don't you?

I'll bet you think, don't you?

You, your mum, your dad

Your uncle with his fishpond

Your pet chinchilla, I'll bet you

I'll bet you think now, don't you?

I said, I

I'll bet you think now, don't you?

I'll bet you think, don't you?

(Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?)

(You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you)

I'll bet you think now, don't you?

(Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?)

(Don't you? Don't you?)