Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches

A **** like me, I know what's up

I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt

If I can't find one anywhere

It turns my dreams to nightmares

Baby right there ain't got no ass

But she's okay if she's got cash

Bitches, bitches, bitches

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had

Seen nothin' but bitches with no ass

I woke up early feeling ripe

Do the same damn thing every day of my life

'Cause every morning you know I get

A good blow job from a real fine bitch

Just soakin', smokin', Sir Too Short

Thinkin' about the day before

Thirty minutes after I rolled out

I pulled a freak, took her to my house

She was hella young, with a lot of butt

She sucked my dick and then we fucked

That good tight pussy, I couldn't pass

A light-skinned freak with so much ass

At 1 P.M. I was fuckin' away

I wanna do the same thing again today

The day my story made itself

Every bitch I saw was flat as hell

I told myself I must need glasses

Where's them bitches with the big round asses

Me and my homie just wanna be tough

Freak two bitches then switch 'em up

It was 3:35, the strip was lit

Every two blocks I saw a different bitch

Waitin' on the bus, some was walkin'

Me and my homie just started talkin'

I said, "Homie, she looks good"

He said, "That ass is flat as wood"

I said, "What about baby in the black"

And he said, "Short, she's all back"

Bitches, bitches, bitches

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

Every single day of the week

For every **** living, there's a freak

If you've got game and a bed

Why not get fucked and get some head

'Cause bitches all over wanna get fucked

I just need one with a lot of butt

Me and my homie, rollin' and smokin'

Flat booty bitches took over Oakland

I told my homie, I hate to say

All the bitches with ass stayed home today

And he said, "Short, what now?"

Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town

I thought them bitches out there was fine

But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind

Bitches, bitches, bitches

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

We hit the B-Town like Oakland players

I knew it, bitches was everywhere

The first one had titties so fat

But that don't work, her ass was flat

The second bitch was flat too

Talked about the bitch like a motherfuckin' fool

I said, "Bitch, I know I'm cappin'

Where's your ass, baby, what happened?"

She turned around and capped back on me

She said, "Fuck you ****, where's your teeth?"

I damn near fell jumpin' out the car

But I slapped that bitch, and slapped her hard

My homie said Short we gots to cut

But I was smackin' that bitch on her big flat butt

We parked the car and took a walk

I saw another bitch and I had to talk

I said, baby, baby, baby, come here

Yeah, you baby, with the long, long hair

Baby, came over from across the street

Standin' on the corner talking to me

I was spittin' the game, but I talked too fast

'Cause I didn't even notice that she had a flat ass

Shit, and I was ready to go

We was rollin' back to the O

I told that bitch I changed my mind

She looked at me and she said why?

I said, "I'm Sir Too Short, the Oakland player

I'm not one of them **** who don't care

It's no thang to do my duty

But not with you and yo flat booty"

In the Berkeley town, what did we find?

Freak after freak with no behind

One long day, I never got in

I'm glad that shit never happened again

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches