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F********s
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F********s은(는) 앨범에 수록된 곡으로 2007년 3월 27일일에 disco minge records에서 발매되었습니다.I Have Another Wank and I Have Another Cry
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발매일2007년 3월 27일
라벨disco minge records
LanguageEnglish
멜로디에 강한 음악
어쿠스틱 악기 중심
발랑스
춤추기 좋은 음악
에너지

뮤직 비디오

뮤직 비디오

크레딧

실연 아티스트
Kunt and the Gang
Kunt and the Gang
보컬
작곡 및 작사
Wayne Clements
Wayne Clements
작사가 겸 작곡가
프로덕션 및 엔지니어링
Kunt and the Gang
Kunt and the Gang
프로듀서

가사

Now, my old Grandad had a word
He used when things went wrong
To introduce this word to you I put it in a song
So everytime this word gets used his memory lives on
I'm about to tell you what it is so you can sing along
"Fucksticks!"
When Nan wouldn't let him touch her furry pie
"Fucksticks!"
When he got some shrapnel lodged in his Jap's eye
"Fucksticks!"
When a German sniper shot him in the cock
"Fucksticks!"
When he found a lump on his left bollock
"Fucksticks!"
When me Nan died and she left him all alone
"Fucksticks!"
When he let a bogus caller in his home
"Fucksticks!"
When the first black people moved into his street
"Fucksticks!"
When arthritis meant he couldn't beat his meat
"Fucksticks! Mother's cunt, fucksticks!"
So everytime I hear the word
I start to reminisce
I suddenly taste Werthers and get a faint whiff of piss
So when someone annoys me or things get on my pip
I think about the moany, racist old cunt and really let it rip...
"Fucksticks!"
When I miss an open goal in 5-a-side
"Fucksticks!"
When I lost my hard-on's after Nan had died
"Fucksticks!"
When the teacher's told me that I was no good
"Fucksticks!"
When the old bill caught me wanking in the wood
"Fucksticks!"
When I'm having it off and I think of my old man
"Fucksticks!"
When Little Kunt leaves skidmarks down the pan
"Fucksticks!"
When some other fucker pushes in a queue
"Fucksticks!"
When you get caught short and really need a poo
"Fucksticks!"
When I came a-tumbling off my BMX
"Fucksticks!"
When I split my frenulum while having sex
"Fucksticks!"
When some smart-ass gives me my comeuppence
"Fucksticks!"
When it's ages since I've seen a lady's tuppence
"Fucksticks!"
When there's no clean pants so you have to wear your Mum's
"Fucksticks!"
When your bird won't let you fuck her up the bum
"Fucksticks!"
When you feel all queer and you don't know what to say
If you say "Fucksticks!" "Fucksticks!" "Fucksticks!"
It just makes everything OK
"Fucksticks! Mother's cunt, fucksticks!"
Written by: Wayne Clements
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