Mr. Mom

Oh yeah, yeah!

Lost my job, came home mad

Got a hug and a kiss and, "That's too bad"

She said

"I can go to work until

You find another job"

Ha, I thought

I like the sound of that

Watch TV and take long naps

Go from a hard-working dad

To being Mr. Mom

Well, Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher

Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time

Breakfast 6:00, naps at 9:00

There's bubblegum in the baby's hair

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

Been crazy all day long

And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom

Football, soccer, and ballet

Squeeze in scouts and PTA

And there's that shopping list she left

That's seven pages long

How much smoke can one stove make?

The kids won't eat my charcoal cake

It's more than any man can take

Being Mr. Mom

Well, Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher

Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time

Breakfast 6:00, naps at 9:00

There's bubblegum in the baby's hair

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

Been crazy all day long

And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom

Before I fall in bed tonight

If the dog didn't eat the classifieds

I'm gonna look just one more time

'Cause Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher

Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time

Breakfast 6:00, naps at 9:00

There's bubblegum in the baby's hair

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

Been crazy all day long

Oh, been crazy all day long

And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom

Oh, Mr. Mom

Balancing check books, juggling bills

Thought there was nothing to it

Baby, now I know how you feel

What I don't know is how you do it, oh

Honey, you're my hero