My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada

Oh I wish you could meet my girlfriend, My girlfriend who lives in Canada! She couldn't be sweeter I wish you could meet her! My girlfriend who lives in Canada. Her name is Alberta she lives in Vancouver she cooks like my mother and sucks like a Hoover (hahaha) I email her every single day Just to make sure that everything's okay It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada! Last week she was here but she had the flu, too bad, Cause I wanted to introduce her to you! It's so sad... There wasn't a thing that she could do but stay in bed... With her legs up over her head! Oh! I wish you could meet my girlfriend, but you can't because she is in Canada. I love her I miss her I can't wait to kiss her so soon I'll be off to Alberta! ...I mean Vancouver! Shit her name is Alberta she lives in Vancou- She's my girlfriend! My wonderful girlfriend! Yes I have a girlfriend! Who lives in Canada! And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!