Too Country

Have you ever popped a can And put a pinch between your cheek and gum Run barefooted through the woods Coon hunting with a blue tick and a gun Planted your tomatoes by the light of the moon Or is that too country for you Is your idea of kicking back a Six pack on the tailgate by the creek Kettle full of mud bugs And a pair of levis rolled up to your knees With a long-legged 'bama girl And her born to ride tattoo Or is that too country for you If that's too country I understand Man I can't talk any faster than I already am But I think there might be something Going wrong with your roots If that's too country for you How about sitting on the porch by the tiki torch Picking a song with only three chords Good and loud Saturday night for sure And Sunday praising the Lord If I pulled up in your driveway With my kicking stereo turned up to ten Would you cook a pig and float a keg And get down with my rough and rowdy friends Talk about big bucks, big trucks all afternoon Or is that too country for you If that's too country I understand Man I can't talk any faster than I already am But I think there might be something Going wrong with your roots If that's too country for you If that's too country For you Is that clay a little too red for ya