Keg In the Closet

We had a dog named Bocephus livin' in the front yard

He liked sleepin' out on top of the car

He drank beer out of a mason jar

And he'd climb up on everyone in bed

A white frame house in a college town

A bunch of people always hangin' around

No real problems we needed to drown

But we tried our best anyway

And we went to class just to pass the time

Back in '89

We had a keg in the closet, pizza on the floor

Left over from the night before

Where we were goin', we didn't really care

We had all we ever wanted in that keg in the closet

This old guitar taught me how to score

Right there on that Lambda Chi porch

Mary Anne taught me a little more

About wantin' what you can't have

Sweatshirts and flag football

Spring breaks down in Panama

For a while we had it all

We never dreamed it wouldn't last

And we went to class just to pass the time

Back in '89

We had a keg in the closet, pizza on the floor

Left over from the night before

Where we were goin', we didn't really care

We had all we ever wanted in that keg in the closet

We all kinda went our separate ways

But I swear it seems like yesterday

Keg in the closet, pizza on the floor

Left over from the night before

Where we were goin', we didn't really care

We had all we ever wanted in that keg in the closet

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo