My Way or the Highway

Listen girl and listen good

You ain't doing like you should

Let's get one thing understood

It's my way or the highway

When I say for you to jump

I expect to hear the thump

No girl plays me for a chump

It's my way or the highway

I'm the one who's in control

Of your body and your soul

Time to get your act in shape

Don't you know there's no escape

You better put this down on tape

It's my way or the highway

You hear what I'm saying

(Oh Memphis please, have a heart)

When I say get on the stick

(No, I don't wanna do this)

Better do it mess less quick

(Oh Memphis please, don't make me do this)

Just remember I'm your trick

(Jesus, get me through this)

It's my way or the highway

I will tell you when to quit

('Bout all this cat and mouse you're playing)

When to stand and when to sit

(I know the price that I'll be paying)

When to come and when to split

(Don't just stand there saying)

It's my way or the highway

When it comes to you and me

We ain't no democracy

Better get your ass in too

'Cause there's one thing we both know

You ain't got no place to go

It's my way or the highway

My way

Or the highway