I’ve Been Tired

One, two, three She's a real left winger 'cause she been down south And held peasants in her arms She said, "I can tell you stories that could make you cry" "What about you?" I said, "me too" "I could tell you a story that would make you cry" And she sighed, "aah" I said, "I want to be a singer like Lou Reed" "I like Lou Reed" she said, sticking her tongue in my ear "Let's go, let's sit, let's talk, politics go so good with beer And while we're at it, baby Why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?" I said, "losing my penis to a whore with disease" "Just kidding" I said, "losing my life to a whore with disease" She said, "excuse me, please?" I said, "losing my life to a whore with disease" I said, "please" "I'm a humble guy with healthy desire Don't give me no shit because..." I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired" I told my tale of a girl but I called her a woman She's a little bit older than me Strong legs, strong face, voice like milk Breasts like a cluster of grapes I can't escape her ways, she raise me She'll make ya feel like Solomon Beware your babies even if you have no one (And while we're at it baby Why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?) You don't want to sleep after setting my loins on fire Well, that's okay because... I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired TIRED spells it, spells it, spells it, spells it