F*ck This Song

Come on, clap, clap. Everybody clap. C'mon. Now clap just like that. Now stop that clappin', I will start rappin' Fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you Fuck everyone here and everybody else too Fuck off, Fuck face, fuck all night long Fuck everything everywhere and fuck this song Schäffer the Darklord goes: Fuckity, fuckity fuckin motherfuduckity It sucks how some fuckers make such a fuss when they fuck with me And it sucks how this fuckin' word fuck seems to be stuck to me Luckily, the company I keep doesn't care Everywhere and anywhere, everybody swears When their little middle fingers wiggle up in the air Dare me not to use it dude and I will lose a dare Cuz I struggle with its usage every time that I write rhymes Times I abuse it, but try as I might, my Little f-word is heard, it bites my ass, I fight it back. Alas, it wins. And then it slips right in and begins to blend in, fillin' syllables in And if it offends and or if in the end I'll defend its intent, then I'll get different friends Schäffer the Darklord goes: Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera. And a Then the black box goes: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed. Schäffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era. And a Then the black box goes: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed. When a hot, gay but famous beat drops, I'm on it And when I'm in the house, that house is haunted And when I'm on the roof, that roof is on fire And every time I do tell the truth, I sound like a liar So fuck it. Fuck this song and fuck me. Let me hear you all say "Fuck STD" (Fuck STD!) Yes, you understand and In case I haven't mentioned it, fuck you and your band If you see Kay, tell her I say Hey And then tell her she should stay the hell away today And if Kay takes offense to this, then just say "I'm sorry Kay; I guess that this just isn't your day" Any person heard cursin' so much it's absurd Is worse than any jerk referring to himself in third person Take it from Schäffer, cuz he's a nerd and he's certain That dirty words are for the birds, this verse was terse then Schäffer the Darklord goes: Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera. And a Then the black box goes: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed. Schäffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era. And a Then the black box goes: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed. Fuck this, fuck chris, fuck me, fuck you Fuck everyone here and everybody else too Fuck off, fuck face, fuck all night long Fuck everything everywhere and fuck this song This word is most often a verb when it's mentioned But it's a fucking awesome adverb in this sentence Every then and now found as a put-down noun Or even as an adjective as in "You fuckin' clown" Wow, this number's runnin' now and how And it's somethin' about nothin', 'cept fuckin' it now I see why this trap happens so often in time And why half of all rappers halfassedly rhyme And I find that my cousins use cussin as stuffin' Fluffin' up some fucked up huffin' and puffin About nothin' under unintelligible mumbling And this bumbling fuckery gets so redundant and insulting Consumers are stupid, goofy gullible vultures With iPods and My god, why does pop culture Even get to have a status as a culture at all? What passes for subversive has nerve but no balls And you know what I find funny? Monkeys You know what's even funnier? The phrase "fuckin' monkeys" Utter it with me fuckers. Say it. Fuckin' monkeys It's fun, huh? You're a buncha fuckin' monkeys Fuckin' monkeys, monkey fuck a buncha motherfuckin' mothers But some other monkeys fuck each other under one another If you wanna fuck a monkey lover, give us a kiss Man, I'm fucked if I want a radio edit of this Schäffer the Darklord goes: Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera. And a Then the black box goes: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed. Schäffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era. And a Then the black box goes: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed. Schäffer the Darklord goes: Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera. And a Then the black box goes: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed. Schäffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era. And a Then they both go: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed. FUCK!