Ladies and gentlemen!

Yes my fine gentlemen friends

Okay, we're gonna turn to the chapter in eyenetics

Called left pimping

Everybody turn to left pimping

Now as you can see

It's located in a region near your man

Called untitled space

I'm T-Boz, I got it like that

Left Eye's dope, she's got it like that

Chilli's fly, she's got it like that

TLC and that's where it's at

I'm T-Boz, I got it like that

Left Eye's dope, she's got it like that

Chilli's fly, she's got it like that

TLC and that's where it's at

We met at the park at the Summer Jams

Timbs untied with saggy pants

Not the kind of guy I would give a chance

But he was kinda packin' under circumstance

Six foot three, sexy as can be

I saw him through the crowd comin' up to me

He said aren't you that shorty from TLC

He told me 'bout the things he would do to me

(So come on over)

Let me check you out

See just what you're talkin' 'bout

(So come on over)

Boy you turn me on

Talkin' that stuff on the telephone

(So come on over)

You got me showin' through

So I can't wait to get next to you

(So come on over)

Don't let it take too long

I'm ready to put it on

You need some Ginseng

For your ping ping

So we can do it!

Oops

First he came

And then he went

Right to sleep on me

I could not believe

Wakin' up and givin' what I need (Yeah, yeah)

First he came

And then he went

Right to sleep so fast

Did he have it up his sleeve

To pull a quickie on me

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he did not

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he didn't

Yeah yeah

He called me up to apologize

Said he owed me one and tonight's the night

Didn't know if he should get another chance

But he was kinda packin' under circumstance

He didn't know that I peeped him out

Picked up on what a quickie is all about

So went to dinner back to the crib

So I could switch it up and show him how it is

(So come on over)

Let me check you out

See just what you're talkin' 'bout

(So come on over)

Boy you turn me on

Talkin' that stuff on the telephone

(So come on over)

You got me showin' through

So I can't wait to get next to you

(So come on over)

Don't let it take too long

I'm ready to put it on

Oh wait, hold up, hold up, hold up

Is your name Lil Dickie?

'Cause I heard you pulled a quickie

First he came

And then he went

Right to sleep on me

I could not believe

Wakin' up and givin' what I need (Yeah, yeah)

First he came

And then he went

Right to sleep so fast

Did he have it up his sleeve

To pull a quickie on me

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he did not

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he didn't

Yeah yeah

Now as we bring this class to a close

There is one last thing that we must review, everybody

Alright, it's called the left hip dance

Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna put your left foot in front

Lean to the left

And dip

Just like sweet rivers, I got a tasteful flow

My ears and neck shivers, with this icy snow

Head soulfully quiver, 'cause the rhythm knows

How to correlate with necks 'til vertebrae's blow

I murder days though meanin' I kill time

You heard of Mayo?

Well, my cars do real fine

Miracle whip, this lyrical chick

On some spiritual shit

This will be a perennial trip

Damn (Damn)

I'm that imperial bitch (Uh)

First he came (Hey now, hey now, hey now)

And then he went

Right to sleep on me (Right to sleep on me)

I could not believe (I could not believe, yeah yeah)

Wake it up and give me what I need (Ginseng for your ping ping)

Yeah, yeah

First he came

And then he went (And then he went)

Right to sleep so fast (Right to sleep so fast, so fast ah!)

Did he have it up his sleeve? (Up his sleeve ah!)

To pull a quickie on me

He pulled a quickie on me (And let me tell ya now)

I'm T-Boz, I got it like that (He pulled a quickie)

Left Eye's dope, she's got it like that (He pulled a quickie)

Chilli's fly, she's got it like that (He pulled a quickie quickie quickie)

TLC and that's where it's at (We're TLC hah!)

No no no no no he didn't

He pulled a quickie on me

No no no no no he didn't

Yeah yeah

And I'm not doin' it with him anymore