Ooh, My Feet (From "Most Happy Fella")

Thank you, good night

Thank you, good night

Alright, alright

Closin' time

Get your tables cleaned up and get outta here

Closin' time

Ooh, my feet!

My poor, poor feet

Betcha your life a waitress earns her pay

I've been on my feet

My poor, poor feet

All day long today

Ooh, my toes!

My poor, poor toes

How can I give the service with a smile

When I'm on my toes

My poor, poor toes

Mile after mile after mile after mile after mile?

This little piggy's only broken

This little piggy's on the bum

This little piggy's in the middle

Consequently absolutely numb

This little piggy feels the weight of the plate

Though the freight's just an order of Melba toast

And this little piggy is the littlest little piggy

But the big son of a, hurts the most

Ooh, my feet!

My poor, poor feet

Betcha your life a waitress earns her pay

I've been on my feet

My poor, poor feet

All day long today

Doin' my blue plate special ballet

Ooh! My feet!