Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

He's a fool and don't I know it

But a fool can have his chance

I'm in love and don't I show it

Like a babe in arms

Men are not a new sensation

I've done pretty well, I think

But this half-pint imitation

Puts me on the blink

I'm wild again, beguiled again

A simpering, whimpering child again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep

Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Lost my heart, but what of it?

My mistake, I agree

He's a laugh, but I love it

Because the laugh's on me

A pill he's, but still he's all mine

And I'll keep him until he's

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered like me

Seen a lot, I mean a lot

But now I'm like sweet seventeen a lot

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

I'll sing to him, each spring to him

And worship the trousers that cling to him

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

When he talks he is seeking

Words to get off his chest

Horizontally speaking, he's at his very best

Vexed again, perplexed again

Thank God, I can be oversexed again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I