Chikara, are Japanese people like good at karate? Or are they like alright at karate?

Yeah, they're good man

They're good at karate? Like everybody? Like old ladies and ish too?

Yeah

Word, man

Yeah

That's cool man

Hey yo Jamaan

What? What's up?

Ay yo man, are you real good at basketball?

What? Uh, yeah, yeah

Word? What else you good at?

Ey, yo, I'm real good at eating pork rinds and stuff. Yo, eating baby back ribs. Yo, just just check it

Who else is gonna smoke menthol cigarettes

And make the UPS uniform look fresh

Black is beautiful, yeah that's the white word

It'd more bomb if it was blonde or bright orange

Say we lazy, cut us some slack a'ight?

Cause it's hard work trying to keep crack alive

And plus we make the songs that ya'll listen

Burnt and scared, we all barbecue chicken

Employ mostly grown men still rhymin'

Tell you what shoes are cool then shine 'em

If you got it we'll show you how to shake your ass

And it in the back of the class and not pass

Make legit achievements straight wack

Yo, you trying to raise up in the cracks, you ain't black

Where's your diamond in the back, fronts in the tooth

The best athletes, we can run from the truth

All the way home to the apartments we rent

I got a big screen and a Benz with big rims

Loyal to brass who ain't loyal to us

Civil rights passed, sit at the back of the bus

Cause it's too comfortable to stay chillin'

Great scapegoats and make the best villains

A planet without blacks ain't the right world

Cause somebody's gotta get at these white girls

Yo, I can't dance, can't jump so I can't dunk

Like Eminem, hate rap cause I love punk

Got a big truck, no fear when I say fuck

Drink beer, steer clear when I drive drunk

Say "fag" when I bag on my buddies

Wavin' a flag, then brag about my money

Four years of college and never had to study

Made the Dean's List cause he played gin Rummy

With Mom and Dad, they at the summer pad

Be there in a minute, I got to get Brad

We cruise for chicks who look like they had a lot of work done

And love Brooks and Dunne (yeah!)

I'm votin' Bush again, set my VCR to tape the last Friends

Love to tailgate, eat steaks and twins

I rollerblade everyday, guess I'm all American

Big apple pie, one hell of a guy, I keep my hair dyed

But just on the tips, the thin keep me whipped

On the Atkins, so I gotta skip chips

Low on the carb, but high on the hog

Three in the fam, but I got five cars

Mr. Martinez just cut the front lawn

His wife watch the kids while Mom's at the bar

Okay, my friend, you're my friend, just please nobody call INS again

Mess around and lose all your town's pedestrians

Cross walk walkin' with the babies in each hand

Got a plan, buy a van, let the family grow

And keep Calvin pissing on something in the window

Or downsize to the fly '80s hatchback

Packed, Nike sticker on the back

Painted it flat black, with Pep-Boys rims

Fourteen spokes, for fourteen folks

Slim to fat, we can't fit, no joke

But we'll make it to the beach, even if the Ford smokes

Swimming around with cut-off cords and locs

Caesars, Mary, Joseph and the Pope

They'd all look fly in gold, hanging on a rope

Around my neck, so low, you catch the glow

While I walk the block. Yo, cop that vase

Give me the clock with Last Supper on it's face

Mechanical parrot that bends down and takes drinks

3D Jesus on the cross that blinks

Gotta spend money from working that ass off

Taking all the jobs that American's pass off

And last off, I'd like to say it's all abouta me

So next time catch me in line at the DMV

I'm a ninja, might rear end ya

Every day, sushi for dinner

Fish, which is my favorite dish

No soy sauce, you might get dissed

I'm rich, I bought all your land

Tourist I am, Digicam

Disneyland, I'll be there

Limited Dunks, dye my hair

Yellow, bow down with the "hello"

Get a bad grade? Hell no!

Chain smoke, a pack a day

It might be bad, but how you say?

I'm rich, roll with the cool

Karaoke, Asahi brew

Mr. Sulu in a business suit

You might see me, I can't see you

Yeah, people don't even know how dope Japan is

It's even fresher than raw fish, you know what I'm saying?

And I am as dope as Japan is. My name is Chikaramanga

Crew GP, yo

I'm out

What!? Hahaha!

America needs red, yellow, black or white (x7)