Here's A Howdy-Do

Here's a HOW-DE-DO-DE-DOO-DOO If I marry you DE-DOO-DOO When your time has come to perish Then the woman whom you cherish Will be slaughtered TOO - OH Here's a HOW-DE-DO-DE-DOO-DOO! Here's HOW-DE-DOO Heres a pretty mess oh yes In a month or less oh yes I must die without a wedding Let the bitter tears I'm shedding witness my distress Oh here's a pretty mess oh yes Here's a pretty mess Here's a state of things To her life she clings Matrimonial devotion Doesn't seem to suit her notion Burial it brings Here's a state of things Here's a state of things With a passion that's intense I worship and adore But the laws off common sense We oughtn't to ignore If what I says is true Tis death to marry you Here's a pretty state of things Here's a pretty HOW-DE-DO Here's a pretty state of things A pretty mess a HOW-DE-DO Here's HOW-DE-DO Here's HOW-DE-DO Here's HOW-DE-DO For if what he says is true I cannot, cannot marry you I cannot marry you For if what he says is true I cannot, cannot marry you For if what he says is true He cannot marry you Here's a pretty state of things Here's a pretty pretty mess Here's a HOW-DE-DO-DE-DOO-DOO!